Sun's Killer Strategy

POSTED BY - MOHIT [mohityadav.07@gmail.com]

Jokes for Geeks

1. There are 10 types of people in the world - those who know binary and those who don't
2. There are 10 types of people in the world - those who know binary and those who have friends
3. Q: Did you hear about the Coder that got stuck in his shower for a week?
   A: The instructions on his shampoo said: Lather, rinse, repeat.
4. 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
5. If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0
6. Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
   A: None. It's a hardware problem.
7. Q: How many IBM Processors does it take to execute a job?
   A: Four. Three to hold it down, and one to rip it's head off.
8. Q: How can you tell if a geek is extroverted?
   A: He stares at your shoes.
9. Windows: Just another pane in the glass
10. Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product.

Poor Windows Users!!!

              Microsoft to sell Ad space in error messages

Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear in Windows. Acknowledging for the first time that the average user of their operating system encounters error messages at least several times a day, Microsoft is trying to take financial advantage of the unavoidable opportunity to make an ad impression.

"We estimate that throughout the world at any given moment several million people are getting a "general protection fault" or "Illegal operation" warning. We will be able to generate significant revenue by including a short advertising message along with it," said Microsoft marketing director.

The Justice Department immediately indicated that they intend to investigate whether Microsoft is gaining an unfair advantage in reaching the public with this advertising by virtue of its semi-monopolistic control over error messages.

Tushar Bhatia (tushar1988@gmail.com)