Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Jokes for Geeks


  1. There are 10 types of people in the world - those who know binary and those who don't
  2. There are 10 types of people in the world - those who know binary and those who have friends
  3. Q: Did you hear about the Coder that got stuck in his shower for a week?
    A: The instructions on his shampoo said: Lather, rinse, repeat.
  4. 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
  5. If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0
  6. Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: None. It's a hardware problem.
  7. Q: How many IBM Processors does it take to execute a job?
    A: Four. Three to hold it down, and one to rip it's head off.
  8. Q: How can you tell if a geek is extroverted?
    A: He stares at your shoes.
  9. Windows: Just another pane in the glass
  10. Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product.

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