Showing posts with label fun stories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fun stories. Show all posts

Thursday, October 21, 2010

2nd Innings

Well after a very looooooonnnnnnggg time, it took a literary novice like me to reignite our blog with this sensational article :). Since 2009, lots of water has flown under the bridge but I’m very happy that ALL of us have something to cheer about (jobs, higher studies, salaries, etc.). Some of us are very busy personally (‘GARY, SHANXX’, ‘MISHU’), technically (‘BHATIA, PRUSTY’) or professionally (‘KANCHAN & only KANCHAN’). Some of us are still confused about our destiny (SINGH & I)

Which started as a normal 10-12 guys group @ hostels of JIIT is now dispersed worldwide, determined to bring down the respected organisations that we are serving. We always had this talent (ORANGUT, OPERA & JIIT of course), now we are just applying it on a global scale.

Most of our followers!! thought that we might have ran out of ideas that is why we stopped posting articles on our blog. The TRUTH is, we were SMART enough to sense that during the economic meltdown Google will not be able to pay us for the adsense thing. And we didn’t want a company like Google to go bankrupt.

So guys to sum up, it’s time to post more and more sensible articles like this one (BIMMY IS NOT WELCOMED HERE). You can start with sharing your experiences after getting out of college, about your workplace, or just simple writing nice things about me (this topic will be enough to fill pages :)). ALSO please don’t forget to click on the advertisements on a REGULAR BASIS. Let’s all work together in making BHATIA a rich guy (because the account is on his name). Good luck and stay in touch with other in an ungay manner.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Incredible response

A young unwed girl discovers that she is pregnant. Scared, she confides this
'news' to her mother. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was 
the pig that did this to you?

I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour
later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished
man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out 
of it and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and
tells them: "Good Morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll 
take responsibility.

If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach
villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a
couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory 
and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest
I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on
the man's shoulder and tells him, "You can try again!"

--> Fre@k